Citations, sites, quotas and stuff that seem to be non-neglecteble. A more non-conform way to spy on the trends and the world.
Finibus Bonorum et Malorum is a work from Cicero. Chunks of this is a part of the Lorem ipsum - the dummytexts that is used in almost every sketch that creatives in advertising use.


You can't have a picnic w/o ants

There been some Internet Trolls showing their ugly faces in som Internet-communities and discussion-forums these past days. Pity the humanity.


Pityful scammers

The tsunami in the south of Asia have crushed families, killed somewhat 100k people and totally pow-wowed one of the big touristareas in the world. And some people with no emphathetic is trying to scam people who wants to help. The Nigerian Letter in a new form. (RESCUE Help Family and Friends find their missing)

White Dress

Some people have too much time on their hands. Or too much cream. (Not workplace-safe). But the script is well-prepared. (Kerowack)

Albert Einstein Action Figure

Great giveaway. Übergeekish. ThinkGeek



Lea Walker is putting all her finances into her chest, enlarging her tits to 30M. Twelve cups bigger. And better? Well, ms Walker, a mum of one child, loves them. "I love them - they're my babies.". And what do you think is her workplace? A sexshop. Wonder if the owner sponsored the job... (Electronic News
Strange Cosmos
Yahoo! UK & Ireland News
1918 News Service).

Hard and plastic - wonder if Lea didn't get any dolls as a kid. And she did forgot to do her face. There should be a way to make an extreme makeover of people's brains.


iVibe does the job for the computergeek

"'The device control works both ways -- the person on each end controls the speed and rhythm of the device the other is using,' explained High Joy President Amir Vatan, as one attendee cranked his remote partner's iVibe to warp-speed intensity."

I love the name... wonder if Jobs got one for free... (Wired News: High-Speed Love Connection)

Hey, and you say I look bad today

Think of the time of your life - the prom. And somehow you look better when looking into the mirror on the morning. (St. Petersburg Times: Bad prompics)

The Miller's rat

"I wanted to reach inside my body and pull my guts out and hose them off. I couldn't sleep for two nights, and then I got sick, which I attribute in part to lack of sleep.'"

One can understand the poor judge who found a dead mouse inside the momentarily emptied bottle of Miller's Lite. I mean, there's better things to put in the booze (as snakes, bugs and other stuff asian and mexican spirits use to have). (

The more retro the better

We like our mobilephones as small as they can get, and the fact that we nowadays need to re-design our faces. But at Pokia they go the other way: making "handsfree"kits out of old handsets... Retro phone of the future is less handsfree than an ordinary cellular. But hey, people tend to do things that are less functional just to get the buzz.

Strange object to steal

Imagine the surprise when waking up and your swimming pool have taken a walk.

Beautiful agony and trust

There is something awful and at the same time beautiful looking into the face of a stranger having an orgasm. No where else is the human as open and totally transparent as in the climax. And the mixed feeling of bliss and emptiness afterwards somehow shows the sum of being a human. (beautiful agony - facettes de la petite mort)

Hmm... german girl lickin' good

"'My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day,' said Annika.

The twelve-year-old from Tangstedt, near Hamburg, can lick the ice
cream from the bottom of a cornet - while her friends have to use their

CBBC Newsround 'I've got the world's longest tongue'

Suck breasts - punishment or award

A teacher in a Zimbabwe elementary school has been suspended for giving unruly pupils a choice between being caned or suckling her breasts."

Strange way to punish. Some of us would think of it as a reward. Although we´re not youngsters anymore... (New Zimbabwe)


Six years!

Jason Kottke have blogged for six years. Man, that's worth a cheer! (Six years! (

40 things

This is pretty amusing. 40 things a drunkard should do before he dies. Totally insanely fun. Modern Drunkard Magazine Online


Why you don't wear the T from Hell

Some of them are truly strange, others would get you fired and some would kill you, worn in the wrong place.

And remember that surfing to the competition of T's is at your own risk. 18+ and sometimes pretty gory... T-Shirt Hell


For sale

Why don't own the stage where Janet Jackson had her "wardrobe failure". But without JJ and her boob. (CNET


Don't dance on the table

Excite News: The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents in Britain, issues a serious warning and safety guidelines on office parties:"- Don't dance on tables at the office Christmas party and resist the temptation to photocopy body parts in a drunken attempt to amuse colleagues.


Extraordinary 60's sexguide

'young person's sexual song-with-animal-legs'. Japanese youngsters were not to uneducated on the sexual stage. (Sexbook)

Mozilla Thunderbird Final Is Near

The final (1.0) is near of my fav e-mailclient Thunderbird. After the big fat release of Firefox 1.0 Final it's time for the Thunderbird to make the big step into the real world of email-clients. (Internetnews)


"Humanoid robots capable of performing somersaults and complex martial arts moves were demonstrated at Asia's largest electronics and computing fair in Tokyo."

New Scientist

World in Google's eyes

The world according to Google (5/10/04)


Pics of a willy

Rosie phoned the Orange helpline when she could not get her Samsung E700 phone to take pictures. And the support-guy sent her pics of his willy. Stupid. (Textually)

Subtle Safety

Woman who wanna feel safe. This is the thingy. The Subtle Safety Defensive Ring.

RedStart Design: Subtle Safety via Carambola .